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this guy I feel sorry for – tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk

Posted by giveaphuk on July 10, 2007

Recently someone has been posting very strange comments on one of my blogs, one of my many projects, it is titled, amazing peeps & can be found at http://amazingpeeps.wordpress.com. It’s a site I started building because i was so inspired by people, whilst loathing those in life who have nothing to do other than complain & feel sorry for themselves. I basically just post links to real life people i discover whilst surfing the net..

Recently in the last two days, i’ve had this guy tikaman trying to post all sorts of wierd comments to my page. Spam is everyday, so I wouldn’t bother posting about it here, but this guys is different.  Here’s what he wrote, a sample of his intelligence?

1st Post

Author : miter bini sdirty (IP: 82.198.250.76 , 82.198.250.76)
E-mail : currypot_1@hotmail.com
URL    : http://punjab
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.76
Comment:
hello i think it is beautiful you re so fat so when i i go mac donalds i think about you loose weight have i heard of kellogs watch ya weight so nice to talk to you and your rolls im out blud clut… p.s ur so un happy,dont say food makes u happy. later on -1- how comes ur so poor but ur a whale sort it out mate 1 time gangster
I actually let this one roll, i figured everyones entitled to their opinion, however weird it be.

2nd post

Author : hindipoo (IP: 82.198.250.9 , 82.198.250.9)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.9
Comment:
You are a fat prick and you need to lose weight you fat fucking cunt stop eating food you fat mother fucker your mum is not proud of you because you ate her.Everytime you press your belly button a pork chop falls out your ass
PS your a fat cunt
Conor Mcsweeny

3rd Post

Author : Ben Dover (IP: 82.198.250.76 , 82.198.250.76)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.76
Comment:
Fat cunt is it true that you ate a hole house?

4th Post

Author : Ben Dover (IP: 82.198.250.76 , 82.198.250.76)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.76
Comment:
is your girlfriend a sumo?

5th Post

Author : Ben Dover (IP: 82.198.250.9 , 82.198.250.9)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.9
Comment:
What happends if you want to go abroad because you are over the weight limit!

then Today

6th Post

Author : miter bini sdirty (IP: 82.198.250.76 , 82.198.250.76)
E-mail : currypot_1@hotmail.com
URL    : http://punjab
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.76
Comment:
hello i think it is beautiful you re so fat so when i i go mac donalds i think about you loose weight have i heard of kellogs watch ya weight so nice to talk to you and your rolls im out blud clut… p.s ur so un happy,dont say food makes u happy. later on -1- how comes ur so poor but ur a whale sort it out mate 1 time gangster

7th Post

Author : Ben Dover (IP: 82.198.250.5 , 82.198.250.5)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.5
Comment:
steven condon was here reking this fat fuking prick loose weight you already way 30000 sone you fat cunt

 8th Post

Author : Ben Dover (IP: 82.198.250.72 , 82.198.250.72)
E-mail : tikaman_1@hotmail.co.uk
URL    : http://www.currypot.piczo.com
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.198.250.72
Comment:
joe waterton is gay just like this fat cunt im writing to

Having enough, to which I replied

seriously man, whats your problem? or are u just some stupid punk kid making fun of the world ’cause it’s too confusing for you to  understand.?

either way i do hope u get a life, if not for yourself, then for those around you!

Has anybody else had similar experiences? Or is it just me whose the target of someone who obviously needs a hug.


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Some writing advice by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

Posted by giveaphuk on April 16, 2007

Taken from blog they must need bears via boingboing but worthy of being distributed on my blog, as I find Kurt’s writing style to be amazing.

Some writing advice by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. on the subject of short stories, from Bagombo Snuff Box:

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.*

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them — in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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