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brittney’s hair

Posted by giveaphuk on February 20, 2007

I think every woman should try shaving her head @ least once in their life. Being a guy who spent many years initially trying to hide the fact they are going bald by shaving their head, i have to admit, from experience, that the sensation of no-hair is pretty amazing, & although i now sport a crazy Kung-Fu karate style mullet, i must say i am looking Fwd to one day again feeling the smoothness of a 1 blade. (& when u have a shaved head u find that everybody will have the urge to rub your stubble!)

As for tattoos, well everybody should also have those, as its another beautiful feeling & done well will be enjoyed for life.. & i’m not talking bar-codes..

The dumb thing is everybody is going like ‘ooohhhh, Brittney’s crazy!!’ .. aren’t we allowed to run wild sometimes, or is it better for us to all strive towards normality?

But what awaits Brittney? Is she really going to go the way of Sinead O’Conner, denouncing the church & state, then dropping out & making beautiful reggae/dub music?

 NEW THEORY!! updated 25/02/07
I was having a chat to a friend re: brittney’s hair & his take was that maybee she shaved her hair of because of an upcoming custody battle for her children. Drugs & all sorts of stuff are able to be analyised from hair samples, so if Brittney was naughty the last however long her hair is, then it would easily be able to be found.

So the simple thing to do, is shave off the hair, & well put it on ebay for an easy $1million.. Is this the price her secret is worth??  Perhaps this hair may be worth something..


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a poem – melbourne

Posted by giveaphuk on February 20, 2007

This morning a poem i wrote long ago suddenly came into my head.. I wrote this when 1st visiting Melbourne (around 1999/2000), & i think my impressions of this amazing city, as described in these words were food for me eventually moving here.

Melbourne’s a place full of crazy creatures
dressing with style to emphasise their features
wearing their suits & dresses & denim
little short skirts & breasts that are feminine

Shoulder pads for power dressing
yeh, the lastest fashion is really impressing
swoosh, swish with style they flow
bang, crash, biff, where will they go?

Well to vinnies in a year or so
& then from there they’ll go on my body
i’m wearing old fashion that was once in for somebody

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